Friday, August 23, 2002

Tragic News

After the death of veteran NASCAR Driver Dale Earnhardt and near fatal accident involving 90210's Jason Priestly, we knew it was a matter of time. The world's favorite actor/alien ALF has been killed in a practice round this morning. ALF had always chose NASCAR as his post-acting career/hobby. He claimed it was east to hide his identy behind the helmet, and the fans were really easy to be fooled if they caught on. And during a winning season, he could afford all the Cat Meat that he could eat. ALF will be missed, and his body will be sent back to Melmac where they will have the tradidional Corpse Roast in his honor.


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