Wednesday, August 21, 2002

There's a commercial I keep hearing on WBAP for mosquito repellent. It goes something like "Mosquito season is here, and so is the West Nile Virus!" Whoa! I better run out and some now! I guess their target market is People Without Common Sense.
I think the tobacco companies should use that same idea. How's this sound...
"The stock market's down, global warming is up. Your credit card bills are increasing, and your job may not be there long. What's a better time to have a smooth and refreshing Smokey-o 100. Not only is it great taste and fragrant, you'll be fooling your friends with your confidence and sophistication. Who cares if it takes years off your life, since we could all die from anthrax amy day!"


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